blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

(via paul-blart-molly-cop)

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(Source: guy, via trust)

gillsme:

rooosaaas:

gillsme help me out here? (;

Anytime ;)
rooosaaas

gillsme:

rooosaaas:

gillsme help me out here? (;

Anytime ;)
rooosaaas

(Source: lexischoolgirl)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via trust)

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fransyked:

Just listen.

(via fronceschi)

"True love comes from more than just the heart"

Vic Fuentes (via momomoreno161)

(Source: sleepy-tides)

surprisebitch:

when bae wanna do anal but you suddenly remember you had chipotle

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(Source: surprisebitch, via spoken-not-written)

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

(via darthvadersnipples)

iam-vicfuentes-nosering:

Bulletproof Love Speech

x

Just because this was the first time I had seen them live!!!! This was my fucking date!!! OMG

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

(Source: amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire, via myjob-isto-makeyou-feelawkward)